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Post by Magderagon on Sept 30, 2007 20:00:56 GMT
And there came a day when the Lord said "Let there be superheroes, of every age and colour, every chape and size, and every foodgroup and calorie level. On that day a pickle and a cheese, united by their impending Use By dates, forged a superpairing that would save the world from bad fashion, poor music and heterosexuality. On that day Cheeseman and Pickleboy were formed.
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Post by xarlot on Sept 30, 2007 20:05:29 GMT
It was early one morning, and Cheeseman sat in his kitchen, pink rubber gloves covered his hands as he washed pots from last night. "Oh this dried on dirt is just impossible!" He whined, as he reached for the Cilit Bang.
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Post by Magderagon on Sept 30, 2007 20:12:41 GMT
"Have you tried The Cilit Bang my masculine male mentor? One squirt and bang" he thrusted towards the sink "the dirt is gone!"
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Post by xarlot on Sept 30, 2007 20:15:57 GMT
"I was just about to my pickled pal!" Cheeseman squirted the liquid into the sink and got some on his self. "Oh darn! I hope this doesn't stain!" He muttered as he rubbed the lubricant onto his cheesy body.
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Post by Magderagon on Sept 30, 2007 20:18:48 GMT
"Im sure we can find a totally heterosexual way of making use of that lubricating slippery substance" Pickleboy sat at the table and ate his provocotively positioned plate of sausages and eggs
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Post by xarlot on Sept 30, 2007 20:21:25 GMT
Cheeseman's mind wandered for a moment as he watched Pickleboy eat his big, juicy sausage, in completely straight thought of course. He was distracted as a beeping came from the living room. "Oh no!" He gasped, "the hotline!!"
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Post by Magderagon on Sept 30, 2007 20:30:25 GMT
"Whats wrong with your crotch?" Pickleboy looked up, then heard the beeping "Oh the telephone! right of course" he looked shifty "Lets go answer it!"
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Post by xarlot on Sept 30, 2007 20:34:32 GMT
Cheeseman flew to the phone and picked it up. "Yes, yes, Yes! Straight away!" He cried, then slammed the phone down. "I'm afraid it's our arch enemies at large again!"
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Post by Magderagon on Sept 30, 2007 20:37:51 GMT
"You dont mean the Foreign Food Fighters? Those fiendish French frogs!" Pickleboy looked aghast "To our form fitting but straight costumes!"
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Post by xarlot on Oct 5, 2007 18:16:19 GMT
"With the speed of cheese lightning!" Cheeseman announced, hitting the play button on the cd player which started to play Grease Lightening very loudly, before Cheeseman ran into his room to get ready. "No peeking now!" He giggled to Pickleboy.
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Post by Magderagon on Oct 6, 2007 12:14:39 GMT
"Aww" Pickleboy frowned and ran over to the bathroom to fetch his own skintight and PG 13 revealing costume "Hey Cheeseman, i think ive lost some weight. This actually resembles something that could leave parts of my body to the imagination"
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